Skins Lose
by Josh Staiger
October 31, 2004
"Senator John Forbes Kerry of Massachusetts today was elected the 44th President of the United States by a decisive 28-14 margin. Although the race remained within the margin of error right up until its final moments, Senator Kerry managed to overcome 4 turnovers to prevail behind Brett Favre's 288 yards passing.
"In a post-election speech, Kerry promised to immediately withdraw U.S. forces from all overseas posts, disband the effete Marine Corps, and devote the Justice Department to investigations of Republican wrongdoing. Kerry spoke from his Presidential ranch near Paris."
(from a comment at tacitus.org)
Cosmos, don't fail us now.